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I hate packing. I have to be on a plane like tomorrow to Attilan but I haaaaaate packing. And how the fuck do I pack a skateboard? Can that be like a carry on thing? And the plane isn't gonna like spontaneously fall out of the sky or something? OMG Herr Wuschelig if my plane falls outta the sky you better be near the phone! I'm putting you on speed dial so you can make someone save me from the ocean! Laylacicle eaten by shark would suck. Well maybe if I freeze enough I won't feel them chewing on me.

So uh, skirts and shorts and like tank tops is totally cool for Attilan for this semester abroad thingie right? I was supposed to leave like last week but holy fucking flu. Flus suck. if we're all evolved shouldn't we like be beyond getting the flu? I want my fucking money back on this whole next step of evolution thing. I feel cheated!