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So if anyone with super hearing or who's like outside near the front driveway hears a lot of "Ow, fuck" or "Dude, no, you need balance" or "how does this this work?" or whatever don't worry. I'm just breaking in the new roomie. You know, wear some of that shiny newness off with some road rash. It's totally a bonding experience. I swear. Obviously she needs to be more beat up to live with me. :)

(Dr Grey, I promise to not actually break her. I will even give her pads.)