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[x_butterfly]

Woke up to tee shirt on my head. Pretty sure tiny redhead put it there. I think it's supposed to be for me? Dunno who from. But heeeeeey, my glass is always full! (Take that pessimistic bastards everywhere!)

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[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Sweet, you can be a t-shirt ninja!

[x-daredevil.livejournal.com]

Voice to Text

If the t-shirt is not for you, then you have some explaining to do about why it is on your head.

[x-mandelbrot.livejournal.com]

I wanna be a ninja!

Wait, what qualified me for ninjahood?

[x-mandelbrot.livejournal.com]

Dude, I just wake up with these things! I think there was a note somewhere? Or a bag? Moving is like on a Necessary Only step or whatever. But I'm pretty sure someone didn't like strip it off and leave it on my head.

[x-daredevil.livejournal.com]

Voice to Text

Only you! Just be glad it's not underwear or something like that?

[x-mandelbrot.livejournal.com]

If I wake up with anyone's underwear on my head while I'm spending like 18 hours a day sleeping something is sooooo wrong and I want my money back because obviously admission was being charged.

[x-daredevil.livejournal.com]

Voice to Text

You are welcome to come sleep in my room. It's quiet. Even by my standards.

[x-mandelbrot.livejournal.com]

Thanks. I appreciate that. But your room is waaaay in the other wing and that is far and you totally don't understand how like getting like into the hallway kills me to the "I'm so exhausted I'm about to collapse" level.

[x-daredevil.livejournal.com]

Voice to Text

That is a problem, yeah.

I understand, at least. I'm only now beginning to function properly and that's not even at full power.

[x-mandelbrot.livejournal.com]

How do they turn you down to like half power? Or you mean you're like not recharged? God, this shit suuuucks. This is way worse than last time. And light hurts.

[x-daredevil.livejournal.com]

They can't. It's why I've had a migraine all weekend. powers overload.

I am sure it does. Want company who doesn't mind the dark?

[x-mandelbrot.livejournal.com]

I might make your migraine worse with all my whining about how the world hates me. And possibly with me throwing up because moving like faster than geriatric is super like nausea inducing.

But you know, you've got the warning now so if you wanna come over I won't say no. Just, you know, be prepared for like a narcoleptic with the worst hang over in the world while having death flu. Kinda.

[x-daredevil.livejournal.com]

I'll take the chance. I'm interested in company.

Anyways, I've handled my dad drunk, I'm sure you're not nearly that bad. Regardless, I've been warned. You want anything as I shuffle slowly?

[x-mandelbrot.livejournal.com]

Pretty sure I'm not as bad as an actual drunk person. But hey, someone who can understand me without me having to talk over a whisper. Because talking louder gives me a headache.

If you are going anywhere near food then food. If not nah.

[x-daredevil.livejournal.com]

If nothing else, you're not as tall or bulky as my dad.

Food can be done. I like food.

[x-mandelbrot.livejournal.com]

I don't have to be transported either. So, you know, basically not moving has advantages.

Protein! Doc McCoy like hammered that into my head last time. Heavy on the protein.

[x-daredevil.livejournal.com]

Agreed. No bars to drag you home from, belligerent and bleeding from fights.

Protein. Gotcha.

[x-mandelbrot.livejournal.com]

That sounds like so much more fun then what I'm doing though. Remind me to sneak into a bar, get drunk, pick a fight and then call you when I'm fall down drunk. You know, for comparison.

[x-daredevil.livejournal.com]

Okay. I'll toss you in the cold shower while you scream obscenities then too.

And put you to bed.

[x-mandelbrot.livejournal.com]

It's totally a date.

[x-daredevil.livejournal.com]

ah, how sweet.

two hell's kitchen delinquents in love.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Having the t-shirt on your head!

Hey, guess what?

[x-mandelbrot.livejournal.com]

But it's delinquent love. So it's like way better or more intense or more...well it probably involves more mug shots actually

[x-daredevil.livejournal.com]

how many do you have?

[x-mandelbrot.livejournal.com]

No, it was like thrown on my head. Like it would've been on my face if I was laying on my back but I was sleeping on my side on the couch.

I'm a ninja?