Dear Home for Wayward Mutants,

You should totally warn a girl if you're going to be giving her a new suite/roommate type person. I could have had a dedicated routine of hanging out in my underwear trying to bring dead mice and rats and insects back to life going on. I don't but if I did is that really how you want her to meet the chick she is now stuck living with? I think not. Luckily for all I saved the day with strudel. Because strudel fixes everything. Everything important anyway.